
Warehouse Legends – Ridiculous Trading Cards That Got Me Through the Chaos
Sometimes life feels like a never-ending warehouse shift—and that’s exactly where these absurd cards were born.
6/30/20251 min read


Sometimes you just need something ridiculous to get you through the day.
That’s where Warehouse Legends came in for me.
These cards started out as a joke. A little side project to distract myself from everything else I had going on. But the more I worked on them, the more fun I had. Creating these exaggerated, over-the-top warehouse characters—people who throw boxes like they're in a video game, or solve inventory problems with pure chaos energy—it made me laugh. And for a while, that was more than enough.
I’d sit and come up with wild names and personalities and imagine what kind of chaotic warehouse universe they lived in. I gave them stats, special moves, absurd titles. It was pure silliness. And also, somehow, it helped. It gave me joy during a time when joy wasn’t exactly on tap.
These cards aren’t trying to change the world or get you rich or make some deep artistic statement. They’re just meant to make you laugh. Maybe remind you of the chaos of your own job—or your coworkers that lowkey could be part of this fictional team.
I had a blast making them. I hope you have a blast looking through them.
If you want to see the full collection, they’re hanging out over here: Task Force: Warehouse Legends
No sales pitch. Just laughter.

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